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AKA the ramblings of an insomniac brit.
➳ `Ello I'm Sofie, a dumb nerd with dumber hair. Sometimes you'll find something resembling art or intelligent life but mostly I'll be rolling around on the floor pretending that life can't get to me there. She/Her pronouns PSN - bowiesglassspidr (no mic) SnapChat - teaandsarcasm
Aug

bringmeknitting:

it’s about, truthfully bringing as much of me to the doctor as written, as possible. what you bring to it, is yourself. (x)

He had me at “attack eyebrows”.

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Aug

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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Aug

neilnevins:

disneydrooler:

laughing because she is.

i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective

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Aug

Commitment to classic cars is jumping a dead series one with a discovery that you also own, finding out the discovery is dead too and then using the fully working freelander.

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Aug

Most kids are probably getting fancy dinners and stuff for their grades, I’m getting a shelf and new bow limbs

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Aug

The AQA overlords have been kind. I’ve got all the results I need for college and fucking B’s in art and media (well I got a fucking a* in production ‘cause that shit was brilliant) along with a Level 3 in my woodwork class (which I assume is good). Not all bad for 7 months worth of education for it, people have done a whole lot worse with a whole lot more.

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Aug

Literally nothing can make this day shit now.

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Aug

tranimation:

James Gunn and Oreo (Rocket Raccoon)

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Aug
Anonymous Inquired:
you would be the riddler
bewbin replied:

riddle me this

losersayswhat

bewbin:

vaodview:

What?

HAHAHAH GOTHAM IS MINE!!!!

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Aug

vegandragon:

egobus:

they’re very proud

I really want to talk about what’s going on in the first panel.

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Aug

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

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Aug

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

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Aug

I’ve been up since four and I’ve had zero good sleep for a week. About three hours to go and these GCSE results better be worth it.

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